New Brew: Rhesus Peanut Butter Monkey Brown

Do you like it creamy, or relish the chunky?
Has your jar of Jif been filched by a monkey?
"That son of a bitch!" You fumingly utter.
"A purloining primate stole my peanut butter!"

Did you know that doggies love eating it too?
Smear it neat places and see what they do!
George Washington Carver sure knew of its uses.
His memoirs are loaded with peanut abuses!

For homebrew and peanuts, we thank Jimmy Carter:
President, farmer and infamous farter.
Yes, during his term he was known to clear rooms
With regular sessions of beer and legumes.

By the spoonful, on toast or in your Pad Thai!
To hell with your allergies, give it a try!
"Dames are like peanut butter," my pappy once said.
"Once their top's off, they're easily spread."

So join us this day on the best porch in town...
The thesis is Rhesus Peanut Butter Monkey Brown.
But since real peanut butter is oily material,
We're mashing our grains with some more breakfast cereal*.

* Aw, hell. We used the real stuff anyway...

OG=1.057 IBU=27 SRM=20