March 29, 2008

New Brew: BLAU!

Ich bin blau, amigo.

It was Easter Sunday, and the basement was cold amidst clanging church bells. Previous ale batches had been begrudgingly bubbling away at nipple-riffic temperatures. So I figured why not do like the Krauts...lager! Well, since our lagering fridge is on the fritz, we did a pseudo-lager. You might even say this one is a dig at Corona. The two secret Mexican ingredients were blue corn and agave nectar ( a pound of each). The baby blue cornmeal was made into polenta the night before, which transformed it into a lavender mass of gelatinous Iron Chef-worthy weirdness once refrigerated. The amber agave nectar is an unrefined syrup extracted from that most famous cactus of Mexico. It tasted very sweet and corn syrupy, with a slight note of tequila. It would go in at knockout.

Now to Deutschland. The heart of the grist was German pils and a couple pounds of Munich malt. The hops of the day were German Saphir (sapphire) which weighed in at a measly 4.4% alpha acid content. With only four ounces to work with, they would require a 105-minute boil to achieve the projected 33 IBUs of total bitterness. They smelled like Hallertau to me with a little citrus. Nice.

The mash went off without incident, although the polenta remained mostly in small clumps of purple dumplings even with the most rigorous stirring. Sadly, our efficiency was quite low, and the long boil was fortified with a cup of light DME in the later minutes to bring it close to its 1.05 target. It was tenderly impregnated with a very potent but un-bohemian Chico yeast courtesy of DuClaw Brewing Co. My hopes are for a crisp, slightly stinky cream pilsner which will spend a long time in the fridge after fermentation. Lime wedges are optional, but a bikini is required.

OG=1.054 IBU=34 SRM=5

March 5, 2008

New Brew: Stations of the Bramling Cross

Christ! What's next?!

Bunny ears on Jesus, that's what! Yes, the furriest of Christian holidays is near (no, not St. Patrick's day). So instead of firing off a Beamish clone or an Irish Red, the Walrus decided on a blonde. And right after he finishes with her, we shall brew one. As the BJCP style guide states: it's an "easy-drinking, approachable, malt-oriented American craft beer." So, in the spirit of those myriad idiot douchebags who guzzle green-tinted swill in mid-March, our blonde ale will be slightly unnaproachable.

Yes, the Easter Bunny is coming to town, and half of this batch will be senselessly food-colored in bottles with the hues of spring! A suggestion was made to hide them in the back yard and have an Easter beer hunt. I certainly can't think of any better way to celebrate such a miraculous day than waking up and drinking pink and blue beers. "But what about Jesus?!" you mutter. We haven't forgotten his holy butt!

Get ready for Stations of the Bramling Cross! A heathenishly simple bill of American pale malt and a little bit of wheat, with hearts of palm in the mash and some passion fruit nectar in keg...

The late hop addition minutes (14) = the number of stations!
Hopefully, we'll end up with a light & tasty little affair that will offend both the eyes --- and the Sanhedrin. A lovely little quaffing beer to wash down that salty leftover ham, or just refresh your senses on your long walk to Golgotha.

OG=1.055 IBU=26 SRM=4

March 3, 2008

Super Bowl Memories

You will eat us during the Super Bowl, and the resultant gas you produce will drive away the ones you love.
-Eggies