March 29, 2008

New Brew: BLAU!

Ich bin blau, amigo.

It was Easter Sunday, and the basement was cold amidst clanging church bells. Previous ale batches had been begrudgingly bubbling away at nipple-riffic temperatures. So I figured why not do like the Krauts...lager! Well, since our lagering fridge is on the fritz, we did a pseudo-lager. You might even say this one is a dig at Corona. The two secret Mexican ingredients were blue corn and agave nectar ( a pound of each). The baby blue cornmeal was made into polenta the night before, which transformed it into a lavender mass of gelatinous Iron Chef-worthy weirdness once refrigerated. The amber agave nectar is an unrefined syrup extracted from that most famous cactus of Mexico. It tasted very sweet and corn syrupy, with a slight note of tequila. It would go in at knockout.

Now to Deutschland. The heart of the grist was German pils and a couple pounds of Munich malt. The hops of the day were German Saphir (sapphire) which weighed in at a measly 4.4% alpha acid content. With only four ounces to work with, they would require a 105-minute boil to achieve the projected 33 IBUs of total bitterness. They smelled like Hallertau to me with a little citrus. Nice.

The mash went off without incident, although the polenta remained mostly in small clumps of purple dumplings even with the most rigorous stirring. Sadly, our efficiency was quite low, and the long boil was fortified with a cup of light DME in the later minutes to bring it close to its 1.05 target. It was tenderly impregnated with a very potent but un-bohemian Chico yeast courtesy of DuClaw Brewing Co. My hopes are for a crisp, slightly stinky cream pilsner which will spend a long time in the fridge after fermentation. Lime wedges are optional, but a bikini is required.

OG=1.054 IBU=34 SRM=5

March 5, 2008

New Brew: Stations of the Bramling Cross

Christ! What's next?!

Bunny ears on Jesus, that's what! Yes, the furriest of Christian holidays is near (no, not St. Patrick's day). So instead of firing off a Beamish clone or an Irish Red, the Walrus decided on a blonde. And right after he finishes with her, we shall brew one. As the BJCP style guide states: it's an "easy-drinking, approachable, malt-oriented American craft beer." So, in the spirit of those myriad idiot douchebags who guzzle green-tinted swill in mid-March, our blonde ale will be slightly unnaproachable.

Yes, the Easter Bunny is coming to town, and half of this batch will be senselessly food-colored in bottles with the hues of spring! A suggestion was made to hide them in the back yard and have an Easter beer hunt. I certainly can't think of any better way to celebrate such a miraculous day than waking up and drinking pink and blue beers. "But what about Jesus?!" you mutter. We haven't forgotten his holy butt!

Get ready for Stations of the Bramling Cross! A heathenishly simple bill of American pale malt and a little bit of wheat, with hearts of palm in the mash and some passion fruit nectar in keg...

The late hop addition minutes (14) = the number of stations!
Hopefully, we'll end up with a light & tasty little affair that will offend both the eyes --- and the Sanhedrin. A lovely little quaffing beer to wash down that salty leftover ham, or just refresh your senses on your long walk to Golgotha.

OG=1.055 IBU=26 SRM=4

March 3, 2008

Super Bowl Memories

You will eat us during the Super Bowl, and the resultant gas you produce will drive away the ones you love.
-Eggies

February 27, 2008

New Brew: Peruvian Black Reserve

Seeing Xingu sitting all alone on a bottom beer store shelf inspired the latest and possibly last of the really cold weather brews. Luckily, temperatures topped out at a comfy 50°F in the sun. A fine day to make Peruvian Black Reserve a.k.a. Quinoir. We took a bit of a Schwarzbier approach, but used ingredients indigenous to Peru: Cassava, Quinoa and Cacao.

The Cassava and Quinoa were boiled until tender and added to the mash --- and what a mash it was since the imbecile who wrote the recipe also neglected to pick up rice hulls at the LHBS. The result was a gooey, protein-rich mash with plenty of sludge and increasingly difficult sparges.
3 oz. of 70% cacao also went in the very last of the boil.

All in all, she is dark, this one. 60+ on the SRM. Hops employed were some leftover Phoenix and Sterling. We used recycled Chico ale yeast, and all signs point to a nice krauzen after two days. Looking forward to drinking!

OG=1.054 IBU=31 SRM=61

February 25, 2008

Already Drunk: White's Only

Stick this in your Hoegaarden.

Blue Moon? We haven't met too many detractors. In fact, one ex and one dad are apparently big fans. For us, it's a tad tame in the flavor dept. There are also other principles involved...but anyway.

Having never made a Belgian Witbier, we timed this brew to coincide with a visit from some White guy who taught me all-grain. The theme: Cram as many white ingredients into the unfortunately dubbed White's Only. Enter white rice, white shoepeg corn, flaked white wheat, white grapefruit rind and white peach tea. Hops were all Phoenix for bittering & finishing.

The verdict? ~Awesome~

This may be one of our best beers to date. Creamy foam that doesn't quit, and a distinct citrusy tang with a hint of coriander. I even reluctantly sampled a glass with my mom's obligatory orange slice addition --- and liked it. The orange does cover some of the Wit yeast's funkiness, and even accentuates the coriander. The keg went quickly, and the bottles are now slim pickins. We should also probably save some for Mr. White.

OG=1.056 IBU=24 SRM=6

February 19, 2008

71 Minute IPA

In an heaux-mage to Sam Calagione's Dogfishy 60 and 90 minute IPAs, Chief Engineer Walrus came up with a 71 Minute IPA recipe. Featuring copious on-the-minute additions of Columbus and Amarillo hops, this India Pale Ale should clock in at a hefty 7.5% ABV when all is said and done. Why 71? It's the year in which we were both extracted from our mothers' fun-holes!

At around 14 SRM, our latest creation sports British 2-row as its base, with some Bengali rice, Carahell, Crystal 40L, Belgian Aromatic and raw cane sugar for good measure. More on this later, as it's percolating away in a chilly 55° of cellar love.

OG=1.08 IBU=71 SRM=14

Already Drunk: Sex Farm House Ale

Sniffing at your feedbag...
One of our more audacious recipes, Sex Farm is a pseudo-French farmhouse ale with St. Johns Wort but flavored with Caribbean herbs and spices. The gruitish mixture of bark, berries and assorted dried flora is dubbed Mamajuana -- lovingly purchased on Dominican honeymoon several years ago. You're supposed to steep it in rum or wine. We used a previously brewed Belgian Strong, let it sit for a month, and dumped it in at flame-out. It's supposed to "renew vigor" and the locals touted it as Island Viagra. The Farm's hops are Newport with a Saaz kicker.

It's nice. A bit funky from the Wit yeast, with a quick herbal bite at the finish. Half of the batch was bottled, and I think it can only get better with a little cold-aging. We might possibly send this one off to the NHBC for the hell of it.

So far, no one has noticed marked mood improvement or sudden raging boners after drinking it.

OG=1.06 IBU=38 SRM=9